Tuesday, February 07, 2006

I'm just gonna hunker down at the Convention Center...

CNN is providing live coverage of the Coretta Scott King funeral. The reporter outside the gigantic Baptist church says that there is a line of "thousands" of people waiting to get into the funeral. Unfortunately, there are no seats left.

CNN Reporter: "They've been told that they aren't getting in. That there aren't any more seats. And it's cold out here. There's no use in waiting. They won't get in. Officials have told the crowd to walk down the hill to the gymnasium. There's plenty of room in the gymnasium."

Yeah, just go to the gymnasium... they'll help you there. It's warm, and safe, and fully staffed...

The crowd isn't moving, though. I wonder why...

2 Comments:

At 2/07/2006 1:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait...is Ray Nagin helping to direct crowds to the gymnasium? Hoping to form a "Chocolate Auxilary Center?"

Save me a cot, Ray.

 
At 2/07/2006 1:41 PM, Blogger Q. said...

You see, you make chocolate by mixing cocoa with bitter, unqualified white guys who direct you to your doom.

Then you pour that chocolate into a pan, along with some batter(ed) levees. Bake for three days, un-checked.

Serves 1 "Brownie."

 

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