Nothing That Clever: Fashion Tip #147

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Ladies, stop wearing the boots that go over your jeans.

They make your ass look big.

Ask anyone who doesn't depend on you for sex.

Truth.

At 1/28/2006 11:21 PM, Anonymous said...: "back off, jack hoff!"
At 1/30/2006 3:38 AM, Anonymous said...: Haha I actually agree with you, and I'm a woman!
At 1/30/2006 11:03 AM, Anonymous said...: So...let me get this straight. When you told me i should be "reading your blog" because i was "missing out on stuff," you were referring to posts from your latest contributor "P" who actually lists "Kelly Clarkson" among his favorite artists?

Nice, Q. Nice.