Umbrella Accountability

Rain.

If you want to stay dry, you pull out an umbrella. Fair enough. But you need to be responsible for that umbrella. You need to be aware of the new shape you take when you put that umbrella up.

It's like pulling a trailer. You have to realize your back-end ain't where it used to be.

And if you can't handle umbrella responsibility, buy a rain hat. Because if you poke me...

If YOU poke me...

I reserve the right to knock you down.

And maybe I will.

Maybe it will happen on the corner of King and Harvard.

Maybe.

And I don't care how old you are -- biatch.