Tippecanoe and (Plastic) Surgery Too

NTC has been conspicuously absent from election proceedings, in part because we are a bit divided about the results. (The other part has to do with C. being too drunk to post anything during election week, but that is another post for another time.) Yes, even we, the solidified front that is NTC, find ourselves torn asunder by our political convictions. Fortunately for you, we do agree on one thing:

Elizabeth Dole needs to stop with the fucking face lifts.



Seriously. Liddy? You are 70 years old and your skin cannot be pulled any tighter. You are starting to look a little gross. And lest you think i am singling you out, i am sending the same warning to Katherine Harris, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, and Madeleine Bordallo (Though Q. has been very vocal about his willingness to sleep with Katherine Harris, should the need arise.)

And the thing is ladies, it isn't even good surgery. It's like the kind of surgery Michael J. Fox might do on a day he forgot his medication. Or over medicated. Or whatever. It's bad.

So stop with the nipping and tucking. Let's keep America safe.