Republicans: Bringing Values Back. One Ho at a Time.

Good news! Racism is back—with a twist! Billionaire asshole J. Patrick Rooney is funding the historically fucking ridiculous America’s PAC who’s funding really awesome commercials like this one:

BLACK MAN #1: "If you make a little mistake with one of your 'hos,' you'll want to dispose of that problem tout suite, no questions asked."
BLACK MAN #2: "That's too cold. I don't snuff my own seed."
BLACK MAN #1: "Maybe you do have a reason to vote Republican."

... (awkward silence)

I don’t even really have the words or energy to shout about this one, but I will say this: no one says “seed” anymore.