Oh, Canada

It's Monday, and what may henceforth be known as the more literate portion of NTC has returned from that great city in the North...Toronto.

I get it, Canada. I get the conspicuous lack of trees, the snowing in October. I get the universal health care, and i totally get that whole re instead of er ending thing.

What i don't get, Toronto, is why your airport is such a shithole. What i don't get is why you insist on coins as primary methods of payment. (You bounce quarters off asses, kids--not dollars.)

What i DO NOT UNDERSTAND is WHY YOU ARE SO UNORIGINAL as to broadcast THREE American news stations and only ONE of your own...AND THE ONES YOU CHOSE WERE FROM BUFFALO.

BUFFALO.

BUFFALO?

BUFFALO.

That's why everyone shits on you, Canada. You take the worst of what America's got, and then you broadcast it. Oh, and also, because of shit like this: