Metro Encounters II
Hey. Hey, you -- perfectly normal looking guy, riding the metro, wearing a suit.
Yeah, you.
Why are you listening to House-Techno? Loud.
Loud enough that I can hear it... half a train car away.
There's no bee-bopping on the yellow line, my friend. Ever.
Turn it off and read your Financial Times.
I'd beat you senseless with my satchel, but I don't want to break my BlackBerry.
posted by Q. @ 9:40 PM
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Oh, I love techno just as much as the next guy -- just not right next to me after a day of work...
Don't make me hit you with a piece of the Berlin Wall.
I don't speak German, but here's my question: What the hell do you need a Blackberry for? Like your that important.
Oh I'm not that important. I just carry one around to "look" important. It really doesn't even work.
--Image is everything.
the yellow line? where do you work--the airport? damn right that blackberry is fake...
...your rolex is turning your wrist green
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