Hallowed Be Thy Halftime Show

FantasicSam: Who do you think God wants to win the superbowl?

M.: Well I would’ve said the saints, but they didn’t win, so definitely the colts.

FantasicSam: Seriously? Lovie Smith is the first black coach in the superbowl…you don’t think that is part of some grand design?

M.: Maybe. Like, maybe this whole thing is a ruse to get Manning to the superbowl, only to snatch victory away from him at the last minute. Then God would be like “See? That’s what happens when you don’t pray hard enough.” And the Andrea Kramer would interview people about half time injuries, totally missing the whole “there really is a god” story.

FantasicSam: Andrea Kramer sucks.

M.: Yeah, but to be fair, God is kind of a media whore.