Why? Is everyone else dead?

Apparently Ryan Seacrest is poised to take over Dick Clark's spot on the "Rockin' New Year's Eve" countdown, should he become permanently indisposed.

If that happened, i imagine it might look something like this:



See what you did America? You applauded every time that no-talent asshole got on stage and do you SEE WHAT IT GOT YOU? It got you RYAN FUCKING SEACREST.

I hope you're happy. Now go live with yourselves.