Citizen Justice is So Hot Right Now

So I was in the ABC Liquor Store last night (I needed gin) waiting to check out. It was taking a long time because in front of me was this dreadlock-wearing, indeterminate-aged woman. Holding a baby. And buying booze. And taking a really long time.

Because (and you may not know this) it takes soooome effort to: hold-a-baby-pull-out-your-credit-card-swipe-your-card-put-your-card-back-sign-the-receipt-continue-to-hold-the-baby.

Not to mention, now that you’ve run THAT gauntlet, you’ve got to figure out how to put your booze in the small-ish ABC Store grocery cart. Why is that difficult? Oh, because you have WEDGED your baby’s car-seat into said grocery cart.

Can the check-out girl help you with the car-seat? She sure can... and she did.

Can you take this grocery cart out to your car to load everything in? You sure can... and you did.

Can I help you do the loading? Yep, I sure can. And let me just take THIS BABY off your hands. You don’t really want it anyway... apparently.

We should be able to summarily shoot people like this woman.
With a silenced pistol.

[pffft.... pffft]

Sigh.

Does anyone want a baby? Looks to be a girl. I’ve got one if you need one.