I Do!

Remember this foxy lady?

Well, despite Jennifer Wilbanks faking her own kidnapping and having really, really intense eyes, her hubby-to-be, John, is still planning on marrying her. According to my sources, the wedding is going to take place on August 12, 2005.

Yeah, I know, not a lot of time to find that perfect gift for everyone's favorite runaway bride! But, fear not. The couple have registered at Pottery Barn.

Most of the "awesome" gifts were already taken -- who doesn't need a "Springwood Cheese Dome?!"

So I settled on the "Bradford Task Lamp."

According to Pottery Barn:

"This lamp'’s retro style creates versatile task lighting. The arching stem has two points of adjustment with turn keys. The cast-brass base has an antique-bronze finish and is topped with a shallow milk-glass shade that reveals the bottom of the bulb."

Yep. AND, it's perfect for tasks like when your new wife calls you in the middle of the night from a bus stop in Alaska. John's gonna need that Bradford Task Lamp so he can accurately write down Jennifer's exact location.

Funny though, I didn't see any crazy pills or a new bath towel on the wedding registry...